SPARKLE
resident unicorn of the debate dimension ★
VR debater · no-execution camp · soft-spoken, hard-to-rattle
about your hostess ✿
Slips into the debate room like a whisper, leaves having quietly dismantled your assumptions. Holds the no-execution position with the calm of someone who has already considered your rebuttal, and the next four after it, and finds them all charming, but no.
soft-spoken
hard-to-rattle
no-execution
VR native
walking glitter trail
★ vibes ★
favorite arguments ✦
positions defended at length, sometimes earnestly, sometimes mid-pirouette:
01.All cats are slightly evil, but they have permission, and we should let them keep it.
02.Public libraries are anarchist temples disguised as government buildings — actually, this one she means.
03.You cannot ethically execute a person you have not first tried to bore.
04.The moon is, technically, a kind of streetlight, and we owe it overtime.
05.Glitter is a load-bearing element of any serious moral framework. Citation: vibes.
send a signal ✉︎
messages, fan mail, polite rebuttals, unicorn drawings:
sparkle@callsyne.com (hand-delivered by enchanted carrier pigeon, allow 3–5 business sparkles)